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The 18 Best Jokes in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Why are the Marvel movies so damn popular? Well, that might be the wrong question, because the more important question should be: how did the Marvel movies get to be so damn funny? What are the best jokes in the funniest Marvel movies?

From Iron Man in to Avengers: Endgamein , one thing moviegoers have always been able to count on from these films is a one-liner quip machine even in the bleakest of installments. Figuring out all the funniest moments in all 22 installments of the official Marvel Cinematic Universe might seem like a task better suited to one of Tony Stark’s supercomputers, but since Jarvis and Friday aren’t real, you’ll have to deal with human bias. So, with that in mind, here are 18 of the best jokes from the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe. And to avoid saying any of these jokes are better or worse than others, we’re just listing these jokes in chronological order.

Warning: Joke spoilers for all Marvel movies ahead!

1. “Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”

When Pepper Potts walks in on Tony messing with his Iron Man suit, this classic Stark comeback cannot be beaten.

“We have a Hulk.”

From the  Avengers, Tony Stark’s rebuttal to Loki’s boast “I have an army” is “We have a Hulk.” This is made all the sweeter when you consider Loki himself says “We have a Hulk” when he stands-up to Thanos in Infinity War.

“Better clench up, Legolas.”

Tony Stark’s pop culture references are an artform. If you don’t know who Legolas is and why this is funny, I’m sorry that I have to explain this to you: Legolas is an elf archer from Lord of the Rings. Hawkeye is an archer. Okay. enough explaining.

“I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.”

This Tony Stark quip is preceded by him complimenting Bruce Banner on his scientific achievements, which of course, is totally overshadowed by his ability to Hulk-out.

“No hard feelings, Point Break.”

I’m not going to explain this reference. I’ll explain Lord of the Rings references, but not this one. Either you get it, or you don’t. (If you’re reading this website and you’re a dad, I’m guessing you get this.)

“I understood that reference!”

Steve Rogers is great when he gets super-earnest in subsequent Avengers flicks, but he’s pretty much the best when he’s struggling with 21st-century pop culture references. In the first Avengers, when Steve actually understands one of Nick Fury’s references to The Wizard of Oz, his reaction is pure gold.

“The city is flying. We’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.”

One of the funniest meta-fictional lines in any Marvel movie. Hawkeye knows nothing about his role in these movies makes sense.

“Why would I put my finger on his throat?”

You could, in theory, do an entire list of just great jokes and funny moments from both Guardians of the Galaxy movies and their appearances in Infinity War and Endgame. I’ve tried to prevent too many Guardians jokes from dominating this list. But still, when Star-Lord is trying to reason with Drax in that prison, this visual gag where Drax doesn’t understand the pantomime for killing someone is hilarious.

“If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting”

A crass joke that flies over the head of kids and into the ears of knowing adults. Nice. Totally on-brand from Chris Pratt’s Star-Lord. Also, fun fact, this line was ad-libbed by Chris Pratt on the spot.

“He says he’s an a-hole, and I’m quoting him here, but he’s not percent…a dick”

John C. Reilly’s small role in Guardians of the Galaxy is underrated. It just is.

“If you say one more word, I’ll feed you to my children! I’m kidding. We’re vegetarians.”

M’baku might not be as famous as T’Challa in the kingdom of Wakanda, but he’s pretty much the funniest person in Black Panther.

“He’s a friend from work!”

When Thor realizes he’s supposed to fight the Hulk in Ragnarok, he’s thrilled and relieved. This line is fantastic because it’s so relatable, but it’s made ten times sweeter when you know that a Make-A-Wish kid actually suggested the line in the first place. True story!

“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”

Tony Stark and Bruce Banner’s reunion in Infinity War is full of a lot of great moments, but this joke is easily the best.

“OH! we’re using our made-up names!”

The lovable innocence of Tom Holland’s Peter Parker is always great and when he understandably doesn’t understand that Dr. Strange’s real name is Dr. Strange, it’s one of the funniest moments in the entire series.

“Kick names. Take ass”

Mantis’ mangling of a pretty common cliche turns it into something very different thanks to her naivite — and impeccable timing.

“I get emails from a raccoon, so nothing sounds crazy.”

Black Widow is super tired in this Avengers: Endgame one-liner, but her workplace emails are certainly a little different than yours. Or are they?

“What’s up, regular-sized man?”

Rhodey gets in on the one-liner action, in one of the best jokes for Endgame. Picking on Ant-Man might not be nice, but it is hilarious.

“As far as I’m concerned, that is America’s ass.”

Paul Rudd, an actual comedic actor who found his way into the Marvel universe as Ant-Man, gets what is probably the very best line in Avengers: Endgame. This joke is so good, it gets repeated by Steve Rogers as he’s staring at former-him’s ass.

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Well, folks, it’s a sad fact. We certainly won’t be getting any new Marvel movies for a good long time, which means we have to make do with Marvel puns for now.

Marvel Studios made the decision to push back Black Widow, originally slated for April 24, to November 6. This was the original release date for The Eternals, which pushed back the release date for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, which pushed back…well, you get the idea. You can see for yourself just how house-of-cardsy the whole lineup now is.

There’s no doubt about it: this pandemic sucks harder than Tony and Steve’s falling out. But at least we have one thing that still works: the internet. And the internet has a lot—and I mean a lot—of Marvel jokes and puns.

In order to (hopefully) bring a smile to your face during these dark times, I, your humble Watcher, have scoured the galaxy (read: internet) to bring you earth’s cringiest jokes!

Suit up. I’m bringing the party to you…

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Marvel Puns That Would Make Even Vision Smile

Why don’t The Avengers use The Hulk to advertise their services? He’s essentially a giant Banner.

What does Hawkeye like to wear with his suits? A bow tie.

Which Avenger is the most trustworthy? The Credible Hulk.

Which Avenger is always in a hurry? Black Widow; she’s Russian.

What do you call it when Ironman does a cartwheel? A ferrous wheel.

What is Ironman’s favorite movie? Ferrous Bueller.

Why did Spider-Man join the swim team? Because he had webbed feet.

Why are the Avengers so handy with tools? They’re always assembling.

What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk? The Fast and the Furious.

If Captain America’s shield is vibranium, what is Hawkeye’s shield? Quicksilver. (Oof.)

What did Black Widow say to Hawkeye? You make me quiver.

Why does Thor’s brother never make a good impression at parties? He’s too Low-key.

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What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living? Web designer.

Avengers: Endgame is usually seen as Marvel’s longest movie, but that’s not true. It’s their twenty-second film.

What’s always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen? The pepper pots.

What do you get when Iron Man takes off his suit? Stark naked.

The second Avengers movie left a lot of unanswered questions. Does anyone know how old Ultron actually is?

Which Marvel heroine likes to travel with a map and a backpack and her trusty sidekick Boots? Gamora the Explorer.

Which Avenger is the best gardener? The Hulk, because of his green thumb.

Was fixing the universe hard for the Hulk? No, it was a snap.

Why were the Avengers fighting blind after Infinity War? They lost their Vision.

Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter Parker from joining the Avengers. But his Aunt May.

So I finally saw Avengers: Endgame yesterday. It was about time.

Did you know that each Avenger, on average, can only have about ten minutes of screen time? It’s a little mean.

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Marvel Puns So Bad Hulk Wants To Smash Them

How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family? One Buck. (Yikes.)

If Ironman and the Silver Surfer teamed up, would they be alloys?

Which Marvel character is most ready for the summer? Tan-os.

Are you obsessed with Black Widow, Captain Marvel, and Scarlet Witch? You may be a heroine addict.

What should you tell people when you’re looking for Captain Marvel’s cat? That you’re on a wild Goose chase.

In the next movie, The Avengers will battle media conglomerate Comcast. It will be called Xfinity War. 

Which Marvel actress got arrested stealing a truck of soft French cheese? Brie Larceny.

Why does Thanos get unlimited hot beverages everywhere he goes? He has the Gauntlet of Infinite-tea.

What did was T’Challa’s nickname as a baby? Black Pampers.

Who’s the famous comedian in the Black Panther movie? Wakanda Sykes.

And Finally…Just Some Really Terrible Thor Puns

What’s the Avenger’s favorite day of the week? Thorsday.

How does the Odinson feel after carrying around Mjolnir all day? He feels Thor.

What do you call the King of Asgard when he lives in Williamsburg? A hips-thor.

What do the Avengers shout when they hit a golf ball? Thor!

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The MCU&#;s History Of Dick Jokes

WandaVision's Quicksilver dick joke was just the latest in a long line of similar gags in the MCU, but why is the franchise so obsessed with them?

WandaVision's finale caused controversy for reducing Evan Peters' role as Quicksilver to no more than a dirty joke but it wasn't the first time the MCU has done dick jokes. In fact, the franchise has defied its conventional family-friendly label - which doesn't quite fit with the material in a broad sense - for several examples since Robert Downey Jr's Iron Man launched the universe in

Conventional wisdom, contrastingly, suggests that the MCU doesn't do adult material, with Avengers: Age Of Ultron famously using Chris Evans' Captain America for a silly joke in which he berated his teammates for swearing in battle. It took until Endgame for the MCU to move past the idea of Cap as a moderator of language use, but the idea of an internally censored franchise has always stuck. Considering the fact that the MCU's 20+ movies have dealt with mass murder, PTSD, substance abuse allegories, historical abuse and mental health struggles, the persistent family label doesn't really fit. Yes, there is an agenda to avoid needless darkness in tone and aesthetic, and the language remains mostly PG, but as the franchise has grown in age, so too has the appropriate audience. WandaVision joked about sexual relationships and in a way that wasn't played for laughs like the distasteful, notorious "hide the zucchini" joke.

Related: WandaVision Ending Explained: Biggest Reveals & MCU Future Setup

And as an extension of the idea that the MCU isn't really as kid-friendly as it might seem, there is a strange history of penis-related jokes in the franchise. Which may explain Paul Bettany's apparent obsession with Vision's genitals. Or the fact that Thor's entire motif for much of the first three phases was unavoidably phallic given the rules of lifting his hammer and the Asgardian's overt parallel with masculinity and strength. It is not high-brow writing, and it perhaps speaks to why the movies have traditionally had issues with female representation until WandaVision kicked off a new more diverse Phase 4.

Performance Issues? - The Avengers

During the finale of The Avengers, Tony Stark is faced down by Loki, seemingly crowing his victory at the Battle of New York in Avengers Tower. The God of Mischief attempts his possession trick again on Stark using the Mind Stone inside his Sceptre only to be thwarted by Iron Man's arc reactor, complaining that “this usually works.” Stark's returned quip fits Tony's maturity level: "Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon..." Considering Loki's arc is driven by conflict with Thor and an apparent inferiority complex that leads him to try and invade his father and brother's favorite Realm, it's not illogical but it's cheap.

Lifting Thor's Hammer - Avengers: Age Of Ultron

Because Tony Stark only really learned anything about personal growth in the MCU's Phase 3, he makes an almost identical performance-related joke when the Avengers enjoy their HYDRA victory in Sokovia by testing their worthiness. As Hawkeye goes to try his hand at lifting the hammer, Stark quips "Clint, you've had a tough week, we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up." And then when Barton fails, he steps up for his own attempt by saying he's "never one to shrink from a challenge" with a knowing look.

So why does he do it? Aside from the script-writer believing this to be hilarious, at this stage in his arc - perhaps because of that writing - Stark is not the good man he would become by the time he died in Endgame's finale. He was always cocky, always invested in expressing his supremacy, and still a bit of a bully. Of course he'd equate machismo to virility.

Related: Why There Were No Big MCU Cameos In WandaVision

Hide The Zucchini - Avengers: Age Of Ultron

If there was any question of the MCU's disdain for the romantic angle between Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff even as Joss Whedon needlessly shoe-horned it into Age Of Ultron, confirmation should come thanks to another Tony Stark line. Because Tony Stark may have proclaimed himself a genius, but his humor was surprisingly one-dimensional. In the Avengers sequel, Stark mocks the burgeoning romance between two of his fellow heroes by berating Black Widow for being late to the battlefield because with "you better not be playing hide the zucchini with Banner". Given the fact that the relationship is supposed to add emotional depth, having a snarky put-down of it for laughs was remarkably reductive.

Star-Lord's Jackson Pollock Joke - Guardians Of The Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy changed the tone somewhat for its penile humor, because it's played to reflect the emptiness of Peter Quill's life, even as he brags about it. Before realizing the missing thing in his life was a family including Gamora as Quill's soulmate, Quill spent his spare time promiscuously, to the point he forgot one of his partners was still on his ship at one point. When challenged by Gamora on his ship being filthy, Quill says she has no idea and that "If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting". It's puerile, but fitting of Quill, and in the context of his wider arc does speak to both his exaggerated bravado and his loneliness.

Drax Questions Ego - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

A few years ahead of Paul Bettany's obsession with Vision's genitals, James Gunn had Dave Bautista's Drax the Destroyer ask Ego the Eternal whether he made himself a penis. Intended to show Drax's continued issues with appropriate social conduct, it's a silly moment crowning the way the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel reframed Drax as a purely comedic figure. But given the attention around Vision's physical make-up - particularly when his children are born - it obviously answered a question someone was asking.

Comparing Sizes - Ant-Man & The Wasp

In a more overt reference to the fact that all of these MCU jokes seem to equate genitals with heroism, Ant-Man 2 has a female character finally fight back on the gags. When Paul Rudd's Scott Lang meets Bill Foster (Laurence Fishburne) in the sequel, the pair talk about their respective abilities to grow in size. Naturally, they share their record sizes, with Lang's 65 feet beating Foster's 21, to which Hope Van Dyne quips “If you two are finished comparing sizes, we need to figure out a way to track down the lab.” A surprisingly knowing reference given the MCU's strange history in this area.

Related: Phase 4’s Biggest Accomplishment Will Be Explaining MCU Magic

Ralph Bohner - WandaVision

While there had been some speculation that Evan Peters' appearance as Pietro Maximoff in WandaVision would set up the multiverse and the X-Men's potential arrival in the MCU, it all came down to a dick joke. Controversially, the fake Pietro was revealed to actually be Ralph Bohner, a Westview resident given the real Quicksilver's powers somehow by Agatha Harkness to try and dupe Wanda. That a bigger reveal might have created a bit more fan-bait for a show marketed incredibly hard by fan speculation and engagement online, WandaVision's Ralph reveal was the right way to go. Unfortunately for more cynical viewers, it will now be the only thing the finale is remembered for.

The key thing to remember about WandaVision is that it was full of misdirection, both in the marketing - including in mischievous interviews by Paul Bettany - and within the show. It was a show obsessed from the very first episode with appearances and duplicity, with red herrings littered throughout because of the inherent mystery approach of the narrative. With the reveal that Agnes was in fact Agatha Harkness all along teased as soon as Katharine Hahn was cast, the show worked hard to throw in hints of another big villain and informed fans took the bait. Mephisto didn't appear, there was no big cameo for an aerospace engineer and Quicksilver's cameo meant nothing. The sight of Ralph Bohner laughing at his own surname before Monica woke him from his magical possession played into WandaVision's game of tricks perfectly.

Next: All 13 Marvel Movies Releasing After WandaVision

Key Release Dates

  • Black Widow ()Release date: Jul 09,
  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings ()Release date: Sep 03,
  • Eternals ()Release date: Nov 05,
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home ()Release date: Dec 17,
  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness ()Release date: Mar 25,
  • Thor: Love and Thunder ()Release date: May 06,
  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever/Black Panther 2 ()Release date: Jul 08,
  • The Marvels/Captain Marvel 2 ()Release date: Nov 11,

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Avengers Jokes

How do the fallen avengers talk to each other?

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Buddy: Yo so I just watched Avengers Endgame, and you know what happened?

Me: Might as well tell me, so many spoilers on social media anyway

Buddy: Well, I was at the theater, and I saw your girl with another dude

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers.

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers. They traveled to a Hydra base surrounded by four barriers.

When they got to the first barrier, Hulk smashed it.

When they got to the second barrier, Tony Stark fired up his Iron Man suit and blasted a hole through it.

When they got to the t

Why does the cast of the Avengers not know the full script of the movie yet?

The writers are trying to keep things Loki.

Someone said I look like Thor from The Avengers

They have only seen The End Game

A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie

Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?

Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds

Head producer: You’re over-thinking this, let’s just keep it low-key

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

Why do the avengers make Black Widow share her location on her phone?

To stop her from Romanoff

The “Avengers: Endgame” trailer had million views in 24 hours.

It would have been million views, but

The avengers “infinity war” movie was almost 3 hours

But I felt like it ended in a snap!

Why were the Avengers sent to Prison?

They forgot to ask the Age of Ultron.

Why do the avengers never lie?

If they did, someone would call Cap.

Bro, I just watched avengers endgame, wanna hear a spoiler?

"Okay, tell me I'm not scared."

"I saw your girlfriend with someone else in the theater."

Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers.

So I finally watched Avengers Endgame last night

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[Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film?

It was his biggest role to date.

Today, someone told me that, in the next Avengers movie, the Thor Hammer was replaced with a Thor Axe.

My first thought was “What kind of lame weapon is an insect abdomen?”

Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade?

They had a gigantic Banner!

My wife bought us an avengers puzzle to do together

I said great. We can put some music on, have a few drinks and assemble the avengers.

My weekend was like the movie “The Avengers”

I don’t know why everyone thinks Avengers: Endgame is long

Isn’t it Marvell Studios’ twenty second movie?

My friend told me that avengers endgame is twenty second film in the series.

It sure felt longer than that.

What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers?

The hospital that my son is staying at got the Avengers to visit him.

He’s also going to see Stan Lee next week!

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The Avengers went to go and visit a child in the hospital on Friday.

The lucky kid gets to meet Stan Lee on Saturday.

I wish I can be Iron Man in Avengers:Endgame

If you buy something from IKEA you need avengers

What'd Thanos do when the avengers made him mad?

Did you see the new Avengers movie?

In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy.

I saw avengers endgame today, I want my money back.

The last 20 minutes were blurry as hell.

[Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War

It was alright. Probably give a 5/ The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.

Avengers

The journey isnt watching the movie.
Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.

The ending of Avengers endgame:

A bunch of names scrolling across the screen.

As it was past Thanos fighting very hard with present Avengers, he was literally fighting for his future.

The battle was actually pretty In tense.







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What STD did Thanos give the Avengers?

Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?

Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.

[Marvel Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers] If Captain Americas shield is made of Vibranium what is Hawkeye's shield made of?

The Avengers must love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

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The Avengers were on a mission to save the Egyptian god of the sun.

Thanos, with the help of the Reality Stone, turned the god into a baby and usurped his powers. As he was about to kill him, in the nick of time, the Avengers showed up.

Diving forward, Captain America managed to snatch away the baby while Thanos was busy with his monologue. Realizing this, T

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Sex with me is like the latest Avengers movie

There's always a bunch of nice guys who hate the fact that Im the one to split it in half

What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk?

(non-spoiler) Why could't Team Avengers sign Steve Rogers?

They didn't have enough cap space.

I really do wish Marvel would re-release The Avengers with Clark Gregg and Samuel L. Jackson swapping roles

Black Coulson, wontcha come

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Why can't the Avengers fight Thanos in the dark?

Their Vision's fucking useless.

The avengers walk into a bar

Except vision. He phased.

Did you hear about Avengers: Infinity Wars?

It's said to be Marvel-ous!

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

When Thanos snaps

Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.

Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!

Tony Stark catching Nick Fury up on the events of Civil War

Tony: So anyway the Avengers broke up and Steve is a fugitive now.

Fury: Wait, are you serious?

Tony: No cap

I dreamed about who dies in the upcoming Avengers movie

it was a side kick, Vision.

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The good news is that the X-Men Can now crossover with the avengers

The bad news is we’re gonna need to meet up in person to discuss it because the internet’s fucked

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What is common between Marvel Avengers and Politicians.

Both fight among themselves to stay in business.
Every fucking movie.

Jeff was a prolific name dropper and his mate Jack had had enough.

“Surely you don’t know every person you mention,” he said.

“Sure do,” replied Jeff. “I know them all.”

Wanting proof, Jack wagered Jeff that he could find someone he didn’t know, a bet that Jeff accepted. They jumped on a plane and flew to Marvel Studios.

“OK,” said Jack,

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus



Thor is in Asgard

Ironman died

Captain is now old

Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.

Yo mama so fat

The avengers hired her for her ability to be everywhere at once!

The Avengerth

A guy was walking down the street when he glanced down an alley and saw that it was almost entirely demolished. In the center of the rubble laid a man with all his teeth missing and blood pouring from his mouth.

The bystander ran up to the injured man. "What happened?"

"Well, I wath

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How are HE and BW able to receive the soulstone when a soul must traded for it?

Since you know BW is a ginger and all :)

What does Thanos and a child with cancer have in common?

All of the avengers show up for their endgame.

In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast .

It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!

Son:Mommy tell me something that would make me both happy and sad at the same time

Mom:The whole Avengers cast is coming to visit you next week

So, in "Infinity War"

Doctor Strange is in battle with Thanos. He sees all the future scenarios that are possible. He lets Thanos get the infinity gauntlet, allowing the deaths of half the universe. He never tells anyone what exactly he saw. The other Avengers saw this as being an incredibly cruel decision to make.

You are lying in the hospital thinking that you have got a small fever.

Then the full crew of Avengers comes to visit you.

(Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine.

Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA

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Impressing a date.

After weeks of trying everything he could think of accountant Frank Lester finally got the beautiful new secretary, Amanda, to agree to go out on a date with him. In an effort to impress the young woman Frank spared no expense: he hired a driver, wore his best suit, and managed to get reservations a

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The blood began to throb in my temples, my penis began to. Hammer in unimaginable convulsions, splashing the spicy liquid right into my panties. Tanya felt my hand trembling, lying on her genitals, and turned her flushed face to me. Her clouded, clouded eyes looked at me as if she had seen me for the first time.

The music ended.

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Blows. She screamed louder when I bit her firm ass, but these screams encouraged and excited me even more. Please stop, don't.

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What are you saying, my dear. I have never felt so good. She puts her head on my chest, hugs her hand and we fall asleep. Business at my. Site was over, and I went for a walk.



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