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View Quote Know this; Killing is my business, ladies, and busi. Ness. Is. GOOD!

View Quote [After being discharged from the Marines] It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man. And already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for action, hungry for blood. Hell, I'm just plain ol' hungry. Feel like I'm gettin' weaker, while Charlie's gettin' stronger in the jungle. Gotta maintain discipline; gotta keep up my strength! 'Cause the hard reality is, I gotta get a job.

View Quote I have been given eight weeks to transform you motley collection of pukes into a well-disciplined military outfit! From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to ME! You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, or even dig in your butt without my say-so

View Quote From now on, my little group of scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me.

View Quote Know this about me, gentlemen! War has made me very paranoid! and when a man gets to eyeballing me, it makes my Agent Orange act up; and I get the urge to kill. Do not aggravate my condition!

View Quote You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit, and syphilis! Thats where you'll find my sympathy!

View Quote ONE..don't you feel dumb. TWO..look at you! THREE..don't you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I'll stomp you in the ground!

View Quote You're still a shit sandwich... you're just not a soggy one. I will no longer refer to you as turds. From this day forward, you will be called maggots!

View Quote [To Emily about being married] Negative. I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one.

View Quote [To the squad, while watching them all run wearing dresses] I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command! Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! A-hee hee hee!

View Quote[While confronting a blind kid with his dog] You know there ain't no pets allowed on this here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura.

View Quote Hey Corporal. [Payne's adopted son, Tiger steps out in front and faces him] Go tell Mom to get my field knife.

View Quote[To a hulking biker dude, whom the squad hired to muss him up] I heard tell your mother's so fat, she uses planets for billiard balls.

View Quote[Introducing the squad to their new barracks] A squad that lives together, wins together! "Unity", turds; that is the key word in "unit", without the "Y"!

View Quote Know this, pukes: We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! You will note my emphasis on win! Whiskey! India! November! GET USED TO HEARING THAT WORD!

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#1: I can’t feel my legs #2: Bubba…they aint there

‘You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.’

(Boys doing push ups) Payne: One….don’t you look dumb, Two…..look at you, Three….don’t you ever make any stupid jokes behind my back about me

(MP) You know, you’re outta uniform Mr Fonzerelli…

(yelling) Did I give you permission to sneeze?

*imitates porky pig* what are you laughing at pig boy? you find a cookie in your pocket?

-I can’t feel my legs! -Bubba, you ain’t got no legs

…he looked up at me and said payne, i can’t feel my legs. i looked back and those little nubs was just a kickin and i said bubba that’s cuz they aint there.

1 Don’t you feel dumb. 2 Look at you. 3 Don’t you ever make jokes about me behind my back or I’ll stomp you in the ground.

1) I dont suppose you dance?
2) Well I have been known to cut a little rug in my day

1)Major? don’t you have something to say to these boys?2)maybe…I like ya..1)And…2)Maybe..I like you a lot…1)J-just like…that’s it??2)Don’t push the maybes…Baby.

1. What happened to ‘family’ and ‘unity’ and all that other bullshit you taught us? 2. I never said family don’t break up. Don’t you watch Oprah?

Did I give you permission to sneeze Opie? You suck it in you big earred turd or I’ll kick your ass back to Maybury! Major Payne to Red-headed kid.

Killin is my business..and biz-nis-is-gooooood!

ALEX: ooohh looks like we’ve got another Major on our hands here guys!

ALRIGHT MY LITTLE BRUSSELL SPROUTS, ITS TIME TO UPROOT YOURSELVES…Tommorow the hard stuff begins…ah heh heh heh

An Bubba come crawlen out the back and he says Pain, I cant feel my legs…, and i said Bubba They aint there!

Bleep Bleep Bleep.. wut u laughing bout, Pig boy? did u find sum tinkies in ur pocket?
… i bet if u poke u in ur belly u go pahoooo!

im sorry mr.handicap man i didn`t mean to offend u.. do u read lips? do u know sign language? let me break it down 4 u.. if u dont listen to me when i talk to u im gonna put mah foot in ur ass!! understand?.. der ya der!!

Boy, I am two seconds away from being all over you like white on rice, a glass of milk and a paper plate in a snowstorm!

But, they’s got to be somebody that needs some killin’.

can you read lips? You understand sign language? Next time when i’m talking to you, and you don’t answer me, I’ll stick my foot in your ass YOU UNDERSTAND ME SON! Dir yeh dir!

Don’t touch the whistle!

Fee Fi Fo Fum, what beanstalk you fall from?

Gentlemen, killin’ is my business, and business is good!

Going back to killen, wanna come?

Have you ever heard the story about the little engine that could?
Let me tell you about that story.Deep deep in the jungle there was this little engine that could. CHUGGA, CHUGGA,TOOT TOOT.He was carrying some ak47′s and a nuclear payload to the 6023 battalion.Just chugging along chugga,chugga,toot,toot.

Hello gorgeous, welcome to my party.

I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER

I CANT HERE YOU !!!

I guess no one’s responsible. I guess I just had that one a-comin. Well, you know what you’ve all got coming. Seven, 23 hour days full of fun and adventure. I’m gonna make you boys STRONG!

I see hear We have a failure to communicate

I see you’ve got a sense of humor. So do I. He He He.

I’ll put my foot so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thirst!

I’m sorry Major. There’s no one left. You’ve killed them all

I’ma clean yo colon out quicker than one of dem burritos wit extra guacamole sauce

If he’s in there, he ain’t happy!

If I poke your stomach, will it make you go ‘whoo-hoo’?

if you don’t shutup i’m gonna stick my foot up yo’ ass(does a little hand movement)

It had been a while since I killed me a man

its been two whole weeks since i killed me man, and already I’m starting to feel the inch. Only problem is, I aint got nottin to scratch

KILLING IS MY BUSINESS LADIES……AND BUSINESS IS GOOOOOOOOOD!

Let me show you a little trick that will take your mind of that pain!!

Major Payne: I’m sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don’t answer me when I speak to you, I’m gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy?

Major Payne:I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER

Major Payne:I Don’t Like my brother!

MP-There’s Gotta be Someone left to kill…
Col-Im Sorry Major, there’s no one left…You Killed ‘em all.

MP: (does sign language) If you don’t listen when I’m talking to you, I’m gonna put my foot up your ass

MP: I’d like for you to think of me, not only as your commanding officer, but as, your friend.

MP: Oh, I’m sorry Mr. Handicap man. Do you speak sign language? Do you read lips? Ok, lemme break it down for you. If YOU don’t ANSWER me when i speak to you, I’m gonna put my foot, IN YOUR ASS IS THAT CLEAR DUMMY?!
Cadet: Dir yes dir!

MP: Used to be samson now i’m ann
Cadets echoing: Used to be samson now i’m ann
MP: gotta earn my right to be called a man
Cadets: gotta earn my right to be called a man

My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800 i am ur commanding officer. Do-not-a-tempt-to-chall-enge but authority. Know this killin is my buisness ladies and buz-ness-is-gooood!

My name is Major Benson Winniford Payne and as of 0800 I am replacing Major Frankford as your commanding officer. See what we have here is a failure to communicate. Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks, to turn you gaggling maggots into a well disciplined cadet unit. From this day forward your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or even digging your butts without my says so. Know this, Killin is my business ladies and BUSINESS IS GOOD!

Oh, child-dreeen! Somebody gonna answer for this blood on my lip, I want names!

ONE chubby tubby…TWO chubby tubby….THREE chubby tubby

One tubby tubby two tubby tubby…

Payne – LOVE MY BARICKS NIGHT AND DAY
kids – LOVE MY BARICKS NIGHT AND DAY
Payne – WONT COMPLAIN THATS WHERE ILL STAY
kids – WONT COMPLAIN THATS WHERE ILL STAY
nice job this time dotson!
Payne – ALRITE MY LIL PATCH OF BRUSSEL SPUOUT UPROOT URSELVES AND GET SOME REST TOMORROW WE GONNA START THE HARD STUFF
Heathcoat- HARD STUFF?

Payne: Got no worries, got no cares!(echoed by the ROTC boys) I’m just a bald headed son of a bitch without hair.(echoed)

PAYNE: What’s the matter, boy? Are you deaf or just plain stupid?
RED-HEADED KID: Actually, sir, he is deaf.
PAYNE: Oh,I’m sorry. NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25 MORE FOR SPEAKIN OUTTA LINE!

Payne: it’s been to whole weeks since i kilt’ me a man and i’m alreade’ startin’ to get the itch, problem is…i ain’ got nothin’ to scratch. god i’m hungre’, hungre for action, hungre for blood, hell, i’m just plain ol’ hungre….feel i’m gettin’ weaker, while charle is gettin’ stronger in the jungle…i can’t loose my edge, i gotta keep my strength up, i gotta maintain disaplin, becuase the reality was…i gotta get a job…

Payne: No, what he needs is for you to Pop yo’ titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. Ms. Walburn: Excuse me Major? Payne: I’m sorry, I said… Pop your Tit-tee OUT his mouth and let the boy grow up!

shut up bacon boy! make room for dinner!! drop down and give me twenty-five sit ups!! i want to see that belly roll!!

Slippery he say.You think Charlie cares about slippery?He will slip your throat.

Stone: What are you guys runnin for? It’s only a dummy! Payne:(throws the grenade into the forest, waits for it to blow up 8 seconds later) Who’s the dummy now?

That’s a mighty fine handshake ya got there. Ya wanna wrestle

The green boys. You know its funny, when they stand in front of the bushes, I can’t see them!

THEY OUTTA CALL ME PIMP DADDY PAYNE!

Want me to teach you a little trick take your mind off the pain? Close your eyes…

want me to tell you the story of the little engine that could, again?

We are going to win the Military games, That’s WIN……..Whiskey, India, November.

what are you looking at ass eyes?…you plottin on me boy?

What do you think I was gonna do, marry you? Adopt Tiger, put up a white picket fence and become a male role model? That’s not me! That’s not Payne!

What do you want, Mister Pee-body?

What the hell would anyone want with a blind dog?

What you lookin’ at ass-eyes?

What’s the matter pig boy u find a piece of candy in your pocket?

what’s your name girly mouth?

y name is major benson winiford payne. As of o a hutrat, i am replacin major frankfurt as you commandin officer. (boos) gunshots. see what we have here, is a failure to communicate

you like the way i handle these white boys D? Yeah! Make you feel good to see a black man running things? Malcom X! Ya know D? Come a little closer…I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHA! DROP AND GIVE ME 20 SQUAT THRUSTS NOW!

you still a shit sandwich you just ain’t a soggy one

You think your tears will stop charlie from stickin’ his bayonnet in your tiny little heart?

You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!

You will not eat, sleep, pick ur nose, or even dig in ur butt without my say so. AHHCHHHHHHHOOOO what the hell was that u lil freckled face cartoon. AHHHCHHHHHOOO. i see we have a sickly boy on on hands well were gonna help bost ur imune system so drop down give me push ups.

Your still a shit sandwich, you just aint a soggy one’

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Major Payne: Let's move it, you turds. You'll get no sympathy from me. You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. That's where you'll find my sympathy. This ain't no walk in the park. Let's go. Hustle, hustle, hustle. [Woliger has barely got out of the tube]
Major Payne: Hey Dumbo, you should be able to be able to fly through those tubes with the big ass ears, boy.
Cadet Dotson: Yeah Dumbo, fly baby, fly.
Major Payne: Hey Williams. [Cadet Williams as turns around and taps the deaf kid]
Major Payne: You two Marlee Matlin son. If you don't get across that rope. I'm a hang you with it.
Cadet Dotson: He'll hang you with it. [laughs]
Major Payne: Heathcoat, you get your fat body up over that wall.
Cadet Dotson: Get your fat pork body over that...
Major Payne: [to Dotson] You shut up. [to the cadets]
Major Payne: Nobody leaving here until you can get off this wall one minute and twenty seconds.
Cadet Alex Stone: Come one, he can't do it. Leave him alone, I can barely. It's slippery out here.
Major Payne: Slippery he says. Does Charlie care about slippery? Only thing he knows is slip your throat! What if this was a life or death situation?
Cadet Alex Stone: Well it's not a life or death situation.
Major Payne: [pulls the pin from his hand grenade] It is now. One Mississippi. Two Mississippi. [the cadets scream as the bolted out the course, except for Alex]
Cadet Alex Stone: Come on, guys. What are you crazy? It's just a dummy grenade. [Major Payne tosses the grenade and it explodes. Stone ducks as a tree falls of


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Major Payne: What we've got here is a failure to communicate.


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[Major Payne after noticing the big biker]
Major Payne: Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. What beanstalk you fall from?


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Major Payne

Major Payne is a 1995 comedy film, starring Damon Wayans. The film is a loose remake of the 1955 film The Private War of Major Benson, starring Charlton Heston.

"There's gotta be somebody who needs some killing."
"I'm sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all."
"You'd better give up, señor. You cannot kill us all!"
"Nope, but I can clean out your colon faster than one of those burritos with extra gucamole sauce!"

Major Payne[edit]

  • Know this; Killing is my business, ladies, and busi. Ness. Is. GOOD!
  • [After being discharged from the Marines] It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man. And already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for action, hungry for blood. Hell, I'm just plain ol' hungry. Feel like I'm gettin' weaker, while Charlie's gettin' stronger in the jungle. Gotta maintain discipline; gotta keep up my strength! 'Cause the hard reality is, I gotta get a job.
  • I have been given eight weeks to transform you motley collection of pukes into a well-disciplined military outfit! From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to ME! You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, or even dig in your butt without my say-so
  • From now on, my little group of scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me.
  • Know this about me, gentlemen! War has made me very paranoid! and when a man gets to eyeballing me, it makes my Agent Orange act up; and I get the urge to kill. Do not aggravate my condition!
  • You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit, and syphilis! Thats where you'll find my sympathy!
  • ONE..don't you feel dumb. TWO..look at you! THREE..don't you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I'll stomp you in the ground!
  • You're still a shit sandwich... you're just not a soggy one. I will no longer refer to you as turds. From this day forward, you will be called maggots!
  • [To Emily about being married] Negative. I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one.
  • [To the squad, while watching them all run wearing dresses] I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command! Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! A-hee hee hee!
  • [While confronting a blind kid with his dog] You know there ain't no pets allowed on this here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura.
  • Hey Corporal. [Payne's adopted son, Tiger steps out in front and faces him] Go tell Mom to get my field knife.
  • [To a hulking biker dude, whom the squad hired to muss him up] I heard tell your mother's so fat, she uses planets for billiard balls.
  • [Introducing the squad to their new barracks] A squad that lives together, wins together! "Unity", turds; that is the key word in "unit", without the "Y"!
  • Know this, pukes: We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! You will note my emphasis on win! Whiskey! India! November! GET USED TO HEARING THAT WORD!

Dialogue[edit]

[Marine has been wounded]
Marine Private: AHHHH my arm, my arm!
Major Payne: Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm?
[Marine nods and Payne grabs the private's pinky finger]
Major Payne: Now you might feel a little pressure.
[Major Payne breaks the Marine's pinky]
Marine Private: AUGGGGH! My finger, my finger!
Major Payne: Works every time.

[Major Payne has captured a South American drug lord and is holding a gun to his head. Drug lord's underlings all point their weapons at Major Payne]
Drug Lord{laughing}: You'd better give up, señor. You cannot kill us all!
[Major Payne grabs drug lord's pistol with his other hand and points it at the butt of the drug lord]
Major Payne: Nope, but I can clean out your colon faster than one of those burritos with extra gucamole sauce!
[The entire drug cartel surrenders to Major Payne]

General Decker: At ease, Payne. Relax. Do you know why you're here?
Major Payne: Sir, no, sir.
General Decker: The promotion board report came out last week. This is the new Lt. Col. list, your name's not on it. You get two chances to advance, then we have to show you the hatch. Basic man is cutting you discharge orders right now
Major Payne: General, are you telling me that in this man's military is there no room for trained weapon of destruction?
General Decker: Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs.
Major Payne: There's got to be somebody who needs some killing.
General Decker: I'm sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all.

[Major Payne is in jail when General Decker visits him. After motioning him to use the phone handle on his prison side the two face each other.]
General Decker: Payne, what happened? You've only been out one week.
Major Payne: It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback.
General Decker: Listen, I've made some calls and I have an assignment for you. It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.
[Payne smiles at the thought of being back in the military unaware that the assignment Decker is taking about will take him to Madison school.]

Major Payne:[Addressing the Madison Cadets] My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer.
Cadets: Boo. Booooooooo!
[Payne has fired rounds from his pistol that gets the cadets' attention.]
Major Payne:[Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Do not attempt to valid my authority! I have 8 weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-discipline unit. From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say so. Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good!

[The boys failed in an earlier attempt to get Major Payne fired by staging a picture of him with a boy in a dress, suggesting he was a child molester. Payne is leading the boys on a punitive exercise, where they are seen running uphill]
Major Payne: Got no worries, got no stress.
Cadets{offscreen}: Got no worries got no stress.
Camera shows boys running behind Major Payne; all wearing sundresses
Major Payne: Cause we feel good in our dress.
Cadets: Cause we feel good in our dress.
Major Payne: Major Payne's a major diss.
Cadets: Major Payne's a major diss.
Major Payne: He makes us squat when we piss.
Cadets: He makes us squat when we piss.
Major Payne: Got no worries, got no care.
Cadets: Got no worries, got no care.
Major Payne: I'm a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair.
Cadets: I'm a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair.
Major Payne: Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann.
Cadets: Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann.
Major Payne: Got to earn my right to be called a man.
Cadets: Got to earn my right to be called a man.
Payne orders the cadets to halt in the school square. This is seen by the civilian students, who laugh uproariously at such a spectacle. Payne addresses the boys.]
Major Payne: I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command!
Student: Their pantyhose is falling down.
Major Payne: Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! A-hee hee hee!
Emily: Major! What are the boys doing in those dresses?
Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show.
Emily:[angry] I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative re-enforcement.

[Tiger is convinced the Boogeyman is hiding in his closet]
Major Payne: [Facing closet] He in there? [Tiger nods; Payne unloads several rounds into the closet] If he's still in there he ain't happy!
[Tiger excitedly runs out into the hallway and looks at Emily]
Tiger: Major Payne just terminated that Bad man with extreme prejudice! And if he's still in there, he ain't happy!

Emily: He's trying to show you some affection.
Major Payne: I don't like it. It makes me feel all funny.

Major Payne: Here I got somethin' for ya. [puts a piece of metal in Emily's hand]
Emily: What is it?
Major Payne: A bullet. It's somethin' special. It's from my heart.
Emily: Really? Well, where did you get it?
Major Payne: From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife.

Major Payne: [Grabs the arm of Alex's stepdad mid-swing] You hit that boy again, Im'ma do more than salute you.
Alex's Stepdad: This is between me and my son.
Alex: Stepson!
Major Payne: Whoever he is, he's on my time now.
[Alex's stepdad, clearly in a drunken stupor, takes several attempted swings at Major Payne, who easily dodges them and knocks him down to the ground.]
Major Payne: Now, Im'ma ask you nicely: please, return to your vehicle. You go on now.
[Alex's stepdad leaves in humiliation. Major Payne turns to Alex, now having a newfound respect for him.]
Major Payne: Go on back to your bunk, son.

[the entire Madison Squad is collected after their brawl with Wellington and former Madison cadet, Dotson, whom Williams knock out cold as retribution to injuring Alex.]
Lt. Col. at the Games: This is unsatisfactory. I demand the entire Madison Squad be disqualified from the final competition.
Col. Braggart: Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance.
Lt. Col. at the Games: That's not enough. Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn't even show up.
[Just then Major Payne arrives on the scene]
Major Payne: Ain't no need for name calling.
[Stone and Williams look at Major Payne. Emily walks out of the Madison tent as he walks over to the stand to be with the Madison Cadets]
Col. Braggart: Major Payne, what are you doing here? I was told you were away on an important assignment.
Major Payne: What could be more important than having my boys winning this here competition? I suggest we get this party started. Is that OK with you Col.?
Col. Braggart: Cadets I'm pleased to announce the top two rated squads that will compete for first and second place in the Parade Drill Competition. Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.
[The Lt. Col. put his hands in his face in embarrassment, as he had hope to have disqualified Madison for the brawl with Wellington and was stopped by Major Payne]

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  • Welcome to the House of Payne.

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What if this was a life-or-death situation?
But it's NOT a life-or-death situation.
(takes a hand grenade and pulls the pin out)
It is now!
6388
What, are you guys crazy?? It's just a dummy grenade!
(Major Payne throws the grenade, which explodes behind him; Alex then leaps into the mud.)
Who's the dummy now?
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What do you want, Mr. PEE-body?
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You like the way I handle these white boys?
Well let me tell you something.
I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!!!!!!
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Let me see that belly roll. One, tubby tubby. Come on pork chop. Two, tubby tubby.
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You tell Marlee Matlin's son if he does not get across that rope, I'm going to hang him with it.
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I like to hang upside-down blindfolded, then I take my gun apart and put it back together real fast before my nose begins to bleed.
-Major Payne
6381
War has made me very paranoid and when a man gets to eyeballin' me it makes MY AGENT ORANGE JACK UP, and I get the urge to kill.
-Major Payne
6380
What's so funny tubby? You found a gummy bear in your pocket?
-Major Payne
6379
(Bending Tiger's finger backwards ready to break it) You want me to show you a little trick to get your mind off that pain???
-Major Payne
6378
Tommy-lee! go outside, snacth yerself a squirrel, its time for breakfast!
-tommylees friend
6377
I'll stick my foot so far up you but that the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst
-Major Payne
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Dir yes Dir ( supposed to be Sir Yes Sir)
-deaf boy
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My name is MAJOR-BENSON-WINIFRED-PAYNE and as of 0800 I will be your commanding officer
-Major Payne
6374
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
- Major Payne
6373
Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up.

- Major Payne
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They won't let me go on a "Black Op," because I'm too little, and nobody ever lets you do anything when you're little.

-Tiger
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Move it, you turds! You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "spit" and "syphilis!"... You there! Tell Marlee Matlin's son to get across that rope before I hang him with it!

-Major Payne
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From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say! Killin'is my business, ladies, and business is good!

-Major Payne
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Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

- Major Payne
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Major Payne Beginning

I already got everything I wanted, even with interest, I'm tired and my knees hurt from standing on them for a long time. The third girl raised. Herself indignantly: No, well, you came up with zaebis.

Now discussing:

Kristinochka, dear. I want. I want to fuck you. I want your breasts, pussy, I want all of you.



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